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How to learn to
play in the key of E
By Lawrence Henry
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posted July 12, 1999
I've been playing clarinet for six years, and doing actual jazz gigs
for about two. After a recent job, I came home feeling pretty good about
my performance - until, for some reason, I started thinking about the
songs I had played, and remembered the keys they were in.
I had spent virtually the entire gig playing in F (clarinet F, concert
E flat), one of the easiest keys for a clarinet - an easy habit to fall
into. Look through a fake book of standard tunes: You'll find about a
third of traditional standards written in E flat, a third in F, and the
remainder split between the keys of C, G, and B flat.
Well, that would never do, I thought. So, for the next few days, I practiced
playing in a number of unfamiliar keys - doing it very badly at first,
and taking quite some time to get better. In the process, I confirmed
once again what I have discovered - resoundingly - since I took up clarinet
as an adult of 45:
You don't learn principles, and have principles help you learn stuff.
You learn stuff, and the stuff leads to learning principles.
Doesn't sound like much, does it? In fact, it's the key to education.
And, importantly for today, it's almost the exact reverse of the way school
teachers try to teach kids nowadays.
"Diffusing Culture" - How Teachers Teach Today
E.D. Hirsch, in his landmark book, "Cultural Literacy," documents
this split. He characterizes the teaching of so-called "principles"
as "romantic educational formalism," and traces its development
to Jean-Jacques Rousseau (the "noble savage" concept) and John
Dewey. You don't have to look far in today's education world to find evidence
of the practice.
Maria Montessori, quoted on the web site of the Montessori Foundation:
"Our aim is not only to make the child understand, and still less
to force him to memorize, but so to touch his imagination as to enthuse
him to his innermost core." And "We had prepared a place for
children where a diffused culture could be assimilated, without any need
for direct instruction."
From the web site of the National Education Association, one of the two
major teachers' unions, a description of the goals of the so-called KEYS
initiative (I never did find a definition of that acronym):
- Strive for a shared understanding about achievable education outcomes.
Work collaboratively to define purpose and goals and to decide quantifiable
outcomes along with the best methods, strategies, and actions to achieve
those outcomes. Involve the total learning community in quality improvement
planning and in carrying out the necessary changes.
- Use organizational problem-solving for continuous improvement. All
stakeholders -- teachers, education support personnel, administrators,
parents, members of the community, leaders in business, the Association
-- must be involved in efforts to identify and remove problems and barriers,
thereby improving processes.
Those are the first two of nine "goals," and any thinking person's
response to them would be "Huh?" Maybe that's the point - to
keep us yahoos (like parents) out. "Assessment" does figure
on down the list, but one suspects that what will get "assessed"
are the process-based ideas like "shared understanding" and
"organizational problem-solving."
This is no generalized slam on teachers. Sandra Feldman, president of
the other major teachers' union, the American Federation of Teachers,
said in a press release on February 4 of this year, about TIMSS, the Third
International Math and Science Study of 12th Grade Achievement:
"
One thing leaps out right now: strong standards and strong
curricula. We've made some progress on standards, but we've been ducking
curriculum, and it shows. It's now time for school officials to bite the
bullet and devise the kind of rigorous and clear standards that permit
you to devise rigorous and clear curricula, starting in the early grades."
Ducking curriculum: Exactly. Two examples.
My son attended a Montessori pre-school, with classes extending through
sixth grade. At Bud's first all-school assembly, for Thanksgiving, the
second graders (approximately; Montessori schools group three ages together)
told the audience of parents what they had learned about Thanksgiving:
The Pilgrims stole the land from the Indians. That was it.
Among the "stuff" they did not learn ("
still less
to force him to memorize
"): Who the Pilgrims were, why they
had come to North America, what the Mayflower Compact was, who Squanto
was, why the Pilgrims dressed the way they did, what the Pilgrims and
Indians ate for the first Thanksgiving (and why), what different Indian
tribes they encountered, and so on. All the fundamentals. Plus, no enterprising
little boy did a report on that fascinating odd-looking gun the Pilgrims
carried, the Dutch origins of its name (blunderbuss), its use, or its
significance. And we're in Boston. There was no tracing of the names of
the Mayflower passengers, no connecting those names to current events,
places, and monuments in Massachusetts - some of them literally right
outside the front door of the school.
Surely there must be some politically correct way to impart all these
facts. But no. They weren't imparted at all, simply erased.
Not entirely happy with this evidence of instruction in the upper grades,
my wife and I began to look at other schools in the area. In one of the
most famous, while we were waiting in the outer office for a tour, I asked
the secretary if I could see the curricula for the various grades. She
handed me a thin three-ring binder. I looked through it, and found one-page
outlines of subject matter for every grade, K through 8. I sought out
"Social Studies" and found that it began in the second grade
with instruction on the Caribbean and China. I looked through the remaining
years. Western Europe and Christianity never figured in the instruction
at all, according to a series of (again) one-page outlines for each year.
"Where's the detailed curriculum?" I asked the secretary. I
was thinking, of course, of a week-by-week description of books to be
read, projects to be undertaken, test material to master, and so forth.
"That's the curriculum," the secretary said.
This school costs more than $13 000 a year. If we had chosen to home-school,
and had presented that expensive private school's curriculum as our curriculum
for home use, we would not - at a very good guess - have passed muster
with the state education authorities.
Learning "Things" - What "Things"?
Teachers are absolutely right about one thing, and they've been right
about it since the earliest years of the public school revolution. John
Dewey knew it. Before him, Noah Webster knew it. Education imparts culture.
But how does it do that? Maria Montessori said, of her early school in
Italy, "We had prepared a place for children where a diffused culture
could be assimilated, without any need for direct instruction." But
there's a problem: No matter how assiduously you prepare a "diffused
culture" classroom for kids, they learn things - concrete, specific
things, thousands and thousands of them.
Today's classroom teachers, in my experience, through my son and through
other children, try very hard to maintain a neutral (they say) cultural
atmosphere in their classrooms, tossing in an occasional bone of fact.
The facts are almost always the same ones: rain forests, "teaching
peace," world geography (heavy on the ecology), George Washington
owning slaves, and so forth. It sets conservatives' teeth on edge, of
course.
But, while we make absolutely valid complaints about those few and widely
separated "things" our kids bring home from school, we should
be complaining more particularly, and more forcefully, that our kids simply
aren't learning enough things. Not nearly enough.
The Things We Need to Teach - and Know
For my part, as a jazz musician, there are thousands of things I need
to know. I need to know how to play all the scales and arpeggios in every
key on my instrument (thus my work recently on unfamiliar keys). I need
to know about a thousand songs from the standards composed from about
World War I through 1964. (There's lots more, but it's beyond the ken
of non-musical readers.)
Whenever I get stuck for something to practice, I've got a simple dictum:
Learn another song.
E.D. Hirsch, in "Cultural Literacy," lists 5 000 things every
American should know. An entire movement has sprung up around Hirsch's
groundbreaking discoveries, called the Core Knowledge Movement. Based
on my experience with my own five-year-old, I'd say Bud could learn those
5 000 things in about a year.
Teach things. Don't "teach peace." Teach the names of all the
sails on a square-rigger. Teach things. Don't "teach multiculturalism."
Teach how to sharpen a lawn mower. Teach things. Don't "teach self-esteem."
Teach how to throw a ball. Teach things. Teach how to carry a tune, how
to load a musket, how to plant petunias, how to paint a wall, how to recognize
letters, how to comb a cat.
Teach things. Learn another song. Learn another key. Do it thousands
and thousands of times. And then do it again.
Here's the truly subversive kicker: Once you really understand about
learning things, anybody - anybody - can be a teacher. Anybody can be
a great teacher. 
Lawrence Henry is a regular contributor to Enter Stage Right.
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