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Marxist COWS vs. Realist mammoths
By Michael Moriarty
Fighting a rabid religion like Marxism with political ideology is like hitting fastballs with balsa wood bats. They break every time. The North American home team needs to adopt a new strategy.
It is now the bottom of the seventh inning. Game is delayed because of 'rain'. Despite George W. Bush's collaboration, the Marxist hegemony isn't moving at quite the same light-speed as it did during the Clinton years. We of the Realist Party are not at bat, but neither are the Marxists. With the Bush Pétainistes in charge, it's roughly the equivalent of a rain delay, a "we won't bother you if you don't bother us."
The Republicans have basically rigged a "fix" with the COWS -- which stands for 'Communists Own the World'. Curiously, it's appearing all over North America as the brand name of an ice cream chain. It appears on many made-in-China BIC lighters that are sold here. Cow statues are all over Calgary -- a decidedly bullish city -- to remind the Conservative government and citizens that their little holiday with Bay Street economics is just that, an indulgence by the United Nations and the left-wing Government of Canada.
Luckily, the Communist Party's arrogance - a hallmark of its intrinsic mediocrity -- exaggerates its influence. Communists occupy the world, but Marxists own it. So those signs cropping up all over North Am should read MOW or perhaps MAO. These distinctions are important.
The Marxist Church Baseball Team: THE COWS
1- Reform: Liberals, Democratic Socialists.
So, we're up against a pretty sizable and serious ball club. If the UN is the clubhouse, then our little franchise looks pathetic by comparison. Note that our team's name denotes:
1- the Judeo-Christian civilization, which the COWS want eliminated,
is still a "mammoth" achievement.
The Realist Mammoths are:
A motley crew.
It's the bottom of the fifth, and we're down about 30 runs. It's a rout.
Here's a game replay:
First Inning: Korea.
Second Inning: Vietnam.
Third Inning: LBJ's Great Society.
Fourth Inning: Kissinger's Republican Realpolitik Party
Top of the Fifth Inning: The Cuban Missile Crisis.
Bottom of the Fifth: Kennedy's Assassination.
Sixth Inning: The Lie of Perestroika.
Top of the Seventh Inning: Twelve Years of the Bush/Clinton Pax Marxiana
Bad inning. You needn't even divide the batters. Both have been hitting for the One World Order. The only difference between them is that the Bushes think America should rule the Marxist World, whereas Clinton believes that the Politburo of the UN, of which he is the real secretary-general, will rule the world unto eternity.
So, as we enter the seventh inning stretch and sit in our respective locker rooms, the Mammoths are a very sorry lot. Demonized by the liberal press, demoralized by being so many runs down, watching every conservative effort at presenting a viable opposition in Parliament and Congress destroyed by inner-party dissension, this is one really sick little ball club.
Fighting a rabid religion like Marxism with political ideology is like hitting fastballs with balsa wood bats. They break every time.
We now have only two and a half innings to at least tie the score and
go into extra innings.
Fidel Castro is now coaching part of the COWS' game plan in Florida. He's putting in Janet Reno to pitch to the Mammoths. Cubans know a lot about baseball. It would really look bad if the male Mammoths went down before a female pitcher. Kind of strikes what's left of our North American machismo in the cojones.
So, I've decided to step up to bat.
I'm not a bad pitcher either. Watch Bang the Drum Slowly (1973), in which I play star pitcher Henry Wiggen, and you'll see. None of that is faked. No stand-ins were used.
Janet Reno's first three pitches:
1- The Ad Hominem Screwball: "Michael Moriarty is obviously certifiable."
My swing: Let's define American sanity versus Marxist sanity: Nurse Ratched
- the nickname I gave Reno eight years ago in New York - or my version
of Randle Patrick McMurphy?
2- The Law and Order Fastball: Florida needs a firm hand at the helm to stifle the drug trade. Janet Reno's, of course.
My swing: After four years in moot court on NBC as assistant prosecuting attorney Ben Stone, I know something about Law and Order. I took a four-year course in the criminal justice system of the toughest city in the world -- New York.
A look back at Reno's "decisiveness" in office might bring us back to her own "screwball" tactics.
3- The Feminist's Curve Ball: Michael, from his arrest for spousal assault and his many divorces, has no idea of what women require from their husbands or their governments.
My Swing: Janet Reno's ideal of manhood and father figure is Fidel Castro. She betrayed her own sex to abide by his demands. A mother's dying wishes that her son, Elian Gonzalez, live in freedom, were countermanded by Reno's determination to send that boy back to the arms of Fidel Castro.
The Illusion of The Free World's Victory in World War II
By not admitting that Adolph Hitler was a socialist and the commander-in-chief
of a socialist federation, we allowed the victory of communism, which
is nothing more than a socialist federation under martial law, a condition
now easily instituted in North America within 48 hours.
Hitler's dream of the German Superman is no more evil than socialism and its vision of a new human race: drug-free, racist-free, sexist-free, greed-free and fault-free.
Karl Marx's antidotes to the ills of the Judeo-Christian civilization are more messianic and Hitler-esque than any figure found in the Bible, including Christ, whose neglect of worldly power was precisely the reason the Chosen People could not take Him seriously.
The Mammoths' Game Plan
We begin with Muhammed Ali's "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee." Our players must be eloquent. Our catchers must "dis" the COWS' batters every chance they get. Wear them down with such fire, joy and wit they wonder why we are so unbelievably cocky as we enter the box to hit and fill the field to play.
Absolute bedrock certainty that a 150-year-old, fanatical religion called Marxism cannot possibly extinguish a noble culture that is over 3,000 years old.
Pax Marxiana equals the common good divided by Marxist purity times the unknown variables of Marxist leadership. From the enlightened despotism of Pierre Trudeau and William Clinton to the bestial psychosis of Joseph Stalin and Mao Zedong, the Marxist capacity for megadeath evil and genocide is recorded, and forever possible as long as peace is defined by the Marxist formula: PM=CG x X.
Pax Judeo-Christiana equals individual freedom squared to the infinite power and divided by the Golden Rule: PJC=IF2 to /GR.
No exercise of individual freedom can even approach anarchy if each individual is mediated by "do unto others as you would have others do unto yourselves." The incorruptible core of truth to all civil and criminal penal codes is found in the Golden Rule.
With these formulae battling it out, the winner will ultimately be PJC=IF2 to /GR. It's the metaphysical equivalent of E=MC2.
Let's enter the myriad fields of play and their metaphors from baseball to football and golf, and know that, with faith in our God-given ability to think on our own two feet -- without the assistance of any Central Intelligence Politburo -- and by abiding by the Golden Rule, we will know how to play the game and win.
Michael Moriarty is a Golden Globe winning actor who has appeared in the landmark television series Law and Order, the mini-series Holocaust, and the recent movie Along Came a Spider.
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