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06/26/2003 Archived Entry: "Compatibility with Kylie"

SO YOU'RE SAYING I AND KYLIE COULDN'T HAVE A MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP BUT...: According to a web site that does biorhythms, I and pop star Kylie Minogue are 95 per cent compatible physically (a Monty Burns excellent for that one), 4 per cent emotionally, 8 per cent intellectually and 36 per cent overall.

That clearly means that I and Kylie would enjoy a torrid physical affair but that she'd eventually leave me for the man she's destined to get married to. Hmmm...life is rough. Read on.

I do far worse with dreamboat supermodel Naomi Campbell unfortunately. Who's Steve's ultimate love match? Famke Janssen! Physical 100% (a Monty Burns excellent for that one), Emotional 99% (Hmmm, that I'm not sure about), Intellectual 68% (good enough) and Overall 89% (Good).

I have too much time on my hands...