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08/28/2003 Archived Entry: "'Baby Bush' Born in Baghdad"

LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON: Fox News reports that a couple has named their six-week old son "George Bush" to show their appreciation to Dubya for liberating Iraq.

"He saved us from Saddam and that's why we named our son after him," the baby's mother, Nadia Jergis Mohammed, told the Associated Press Television News. "It was George Bush who liberated us; without him it wouldn't have happened."

Before we all go celebrating this, let's remember that there are plenty of 12-year old kids named George Bush in Kuwait and that didn't stop Kuwaitis (including those parents who named their kids after Bush the Elder) from hating the U.S. in recent years. That said, we wish long life and prosperity for little George Bush Abdul Kader Faris Abed El-Hussein.

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