Apocalyptic Chess: Part One - Queen William
By Michael Moriarty
Chess, first created in the Far East, soon became one of the glories of the Judeo-Christian Civilization, with its perfect monarchical hierarchy: King, Queen, Bishop, Knight, Castle and Pawns....poor pawns. Now the N.W.O. has annexed the competitive "Royal Game" from their opponents who not only refined, but lived it for centuries. Why are they so certain of victory? Computer chess has been destroying human chess masters all over the globe!
The American version of New World Order chess pieces is the most intriguing of all. The N.W.O. does, indeed, have a King and Queen - however, the roles, in accordance with New World Order's uni-sexuality, have been switched. The King now has all the manoeuvrability that the Queen had and the Queen is sitting there rather stuck on her throne. I am, of course, referring to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her last approval ratings have ... well, she's not going anywhere fast these days.
Her King, however, is capable of literally racing all over the globe at any particular speed he wishes. I think it's easiest for us old fogies, Judeo-Christian fundamentalists in this combat arena, to name Mr. Clinton "Queen William". To call him King would disastrously underestimate his powers on the chessboard.
Why am I so sure we will win?
According to historian Doris Kearns Goodwin - read her brilliant Team of Rivals: The Political Genius of Abraham Lincoln - Abraham Lincoln told a wonderful story as a tribute to his greatest general, Ulysses S. Grant. Our 16th President, in 1864, explained why he had such faith in Grant. He said that a chess master was fighting a robot chess machine - and LOSING every time! President Lincoln simply said, "The reason was that inside the robot....was a man!!"
America has, for over thirty years, been trying to find the man inside William J. Clinton and it has become as difficult to do as Special Prosecutor Kenneth Starr's efforts to find enough evidence to impeach him. Perhaps, if he had known that Mr. Clinton has always had the soul of a Reigning Queen, the American People might have had better luck.
So, here we have on the New World Order side of the chess board, King Hillary (one square at a time, honey) and Queen William whose "influence" from his Global Initiative is seemingly limitless. Pawns drop, like the gestating infants under Roe v. Wade, by over a million a year.
The third character in chess is the Bishop, and there are two of them. In this case, one is Catholic and the other Protestant, just to cover the whole spectrum of Post-Modern, New World Order Christianity. Standing loyally beside King Hillary is Rev. Billy Graham. He thinks her a splendid Monarch and worthy of the Presidency of the United States. This virtual Pope of American Protestantism, "progressive" mind you, is so madly in love with Queen William, however, that he has anointed "Bill" an "Evangelist."
On the Catholic side is the most intriguing and certainly the more voluble of the two Bishops, Gary Wills, self-proclaimed Catholic - see his book Why I am a Catholic . His most recent book which should have been titled Why Judas is a Saint! is actually titled, rather presumptuously I think, What Jesus Meant . A previous effort of his, for The Nation, was Why We Have No Right to Bear Arms!
I think you begin to understand why Bishops are so very important to any kingdom or empire - and not only in chess.
The Knights of the New World Order Chess Board are unquestionably the Scientists. One, ruling from the grave, is - and note his Knighthood - Sir Francis Galton, creator of Eugenics, that plan to improve the human race in a test tube and laboratory. The other is unquestionably the astrophysicist Stephen Hawking. Sir Francis Galton's absence has been remedied by a "pinch-hitter," so to speak, James D. Watson, Nobel Prize Winner and one of the few honest eugenicists on the planet. In 2002 he has been named an honorary Knight of the British Empire.
"The human race should be bred like livestock," said an early American Eugenicist, Charles Davenport, and Dr. Watson entirely agrees.
The Castles? Anywhere the Queen and King care to make an appearance. Harlem is a Castle, and the rest of Manhattan a suburb of the Castle. Dubai is another Fort. Queen William's last appearance there caused a bit of a stir in his own realm. His subjects found that giving control over six American ports of entry to Islamic ship owners seemed a bit careless. However, the Queen smoothed everything over by calling his Friends In The American Press, plus Ted Turner and Larry King to, well, quiet things down. See what a Queen For More Than A Day can do?
One more thing that assures our victory is that Queen William must behave as if he were this loyal, wise, aging companion to Hillary. That's a lot of hard work, you know? It will certainly distract him from his next move.
The pawns? Well, the African-American community recruits now the most ardent soldiers on the New World Order side of the field. Since the Court Poet, Toni Morrison, called Queen William our "First Black President," well, you have a kind of White Bwana in drag.
So, there are the American New World Order Chess Pieces all arrayed before you. Bill and Hillary reign over the entire Post-Modern Christian World, plus all of Harlem and Senator Barack Obama's Chicago. Our Royal Couple has, indeed, returned the United States to colonial status.
The Bush Family? Oh, well, that's an additional sphere of Queen William's influence. The Queen has expropriated the Bush Pax Americana - just look at the Buddy Film photo-ops that Bill and George Bush, Sr. have been overly providing their press. Bush delivers, through his infiltrating neo-Conservative spies, all the information Queen Bill might need to anticipate his poor opponent's next move.
America used to be known as The Republic of The United States, absolutely devoid of either a King or Queen. We are a rag-tag band, we Americans, or what's left of us, rather like the soldiers of Valley Forge or Union Soldiers after the seven day battle at Cold Harbor. Almost 90,000 Americans on both sides of the Civil War died in that nightmare. However, that's rather small when compared to the over thirty million dead gestating American infants aborted since Roe v. Wade was brutally decided by the Supreme Court - a body count made an utter slam-dunk when Queen William and King Hillary hopped on the back of Roe v. Wade to ride themselves into power.
Without Roe v. Wade these latter-day Monarchs of the New World Order would still be pushing chalk on a college blackboard in Arkansas. After Whitewater and Queen William's disbarment from the Arkansas Bar Association (it expired last January, but he must apply for reinstatement), their chances of a law practice are like those of the new dictator of Cuba, Raul Castro, having a safe drink in Miami.
As I mentioned earlier, the most fascinating piece on this New World Order Chess Board is the Bishop, Gary Wills. Part two of this editorial will appear next week in Enter Stage Right. Tune in to read all about why the Clinton Queendom is really ruled from the grave by Mao Zedong. What does Gary Wills have to do with the Deadly Buddha? Everything. Judas is the New World Order's patron saint.
Michael Moriarty is a Golden Globe and Emmy Award-winning actor who starred in the landmark television series Law and Order from 1990 to 1994. His recent film and TV credits include The Yellow Wallpaper, 12 Hours to Live, Mary Christmas and Force of Impact. Moriarty is also running for President of the United States in 2008 as a candidate for the Realists Party. To find out more about Moriarty's presidential campaign, contact